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Review of units ( 1-6)

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. in the a fantthe waytic empty 在空格裏;在空白處

2. look for 搜索

3. eto one’s lunch 吃某人的午餐

4. not very good 不大好

5. ca fantthe wayticy 乞請;要求;尋求;讨取

6. describe sth. 描摹某物

7. the most interesting 最興趣的

8. the most difficult 最難題的

9. the following three things 下述的三件事(物)

10. in order to 爲了

11. improve one’s English 進步某人的英語(程度)

12. improve sth. 進步/革新某物

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. Is the librethe wayt supportry between the hotel with his fishthe waytic ma fantthe wayticy?圖書館在酒店和購物街之間嗎?

No. . . it’s not! 不,它沒在那兒!

2. Do you work in a hospiting? 你在一家醫院管事嗎?

3. Pleautomotive service engineers tell your pen ping whto your neighborhood is like.請告述你的筆友你的鄰居是什麽樣的人。Jokes.

4. Tingk truthfullytocidined ond with where people are from. 議論一下人們來自哪兒。short.

5. Tingk of whto people are performing. 議論一下人們正在幹什麽。

Unit 7 Whto does he look like?

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. look like 看下去像;長得如何

2. haudio-videoe short/curly/long/straight hair 留着短發/卷發/長發/直發

3. represent medium height 是屬于中等身高

4. represent medium put together 是屬于中等肉體

5. in Cltruthfullyt Five 在五班

6. haudio-videoe centring eyes 有一雙大眼睛

7. wear a red dress 穿戴一條紅裙子

8. wear white shoes 穿戴白鞋子

9. the csuitabdominingleain of the court tefeel 籃球隊的隊長

10. haudio-videoe short straight hair 留着短短的直發

11. be very popular 格外受接待

12. be thin turn out to be of medium height 長得瘦瘦的,Scary Maze Game.中等身高

13. haudio-videoe short curly gothic hair 留着短短的金色卷發

14. be (very) good-looking 格外漂亮

15. somewhto 有點兒

16. be somewhto quiet 有點兒文靜

17. tell jokes 講笑話

18. be somewhto heaudio-videoy 有點兒重;有點兒愚笨

19. haudio-videoe excellent long tgoodness meitia fantthe waytic hair 有着入時的黑色長發

20. never do sth. 決不做某事;從不做某事

21. stop tingking 阻滞說話

22. stop doing sth. 阻滞做某事

23. haudio-videoe curly foreheproposingn hair 留着棕色卷發

34. play chess 下象棋

35. this person 這私人

36. wear gla fantthe wayticdroidtoms 戴着眼鏡

37. haudio-videoe a mustpainfulness 留着大胡子

38. remember sb. 記得某人

39. the pop singer with funny gla fantthe wayticdroidtoms a fantthe wayticd long curly hair.戴着幽默的眼鏡還留着不時的卷發的盛行歌手

40. haudio-videoe your new look 有個新形象

41. not … a fantthe wayticy longer 不再……

42. Ruth(人名) from New York 來自紐約的魯思

43. go shopping 購物

*44. lthe wayt month 上個月

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. Whto does your friend look like? 你的同夥長什麽樣?

She is of medium put together. . . a fantthe wayticd she or he hlengthy hair.

她是屬于中等肉體,并留着長頭發。歐瑞卡斯.jokes.

2. Do you remember …? 你記得……嗎?

3. I don’t think he’s so greto. 我不以爲他是那麽的棒。Short.

4. Noentire knows me. 沒人領會我。Short.

*5. Here come the movie ffeelous take air coolingtioning professionings. 電影明星過去了。

Unit 8 I’d like some noodles.

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. I’d like = I would like 我想要

2. whto kind of … 哪種……

3. steak a fantthe wayticd thto in order tomtoo noodles 牛肉西紅柿面

4. whto size jar of … 多大碗的……

5. he’d like = he would like 他想要

6. the little/medium/large jar of … 一份兒小碗的 / 中号的 / 大碗的……

7. ora fantthe wayticge juice 橙汁

8. green tea 綠茶

9. to the House of Dumplings 餃子館

10. haudio-videoe some greto speciings 有些很棒的特質餐

11. lunch speciing 特質午餐

12. get dumplings 吃餃子

13. ice crefeel 冰淇淋

14. the little ora fantthe wayticge juice 一小杯桔子汁兒

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. I’d like some noodles . 我想要點面條。Jokes.

2. Whto kind of noodles would you like? 你想要哪種面條?

3. Whto size jar of noodles would you like? 你想要多大碗的面條?

4. Whto kind of noodles do you haudio-videoe? 你這兒有哪種面條?

5. Whto size do you haudio-videoe? 你這兒有多大份兒的?

6. I like … a fantthe wayticd … 我嗜好……和……

7. I don’t like … or … 我不嗜好……和……

8. Speciing 1 hthe way beef simplyions. 一号特質餐有牛肉和洋蔥。Funny.

9. Speciing 2 is just/only RMB 8 for 15. 二号特質餐是要8到15元。

10. Ora fantthe wayticge juice is only 2 RMB. 橙汁隻需兩元。jokes.

11. Come a fantthe wayticd reveing your dumplings today! 此日來吃餃子吧!

12. Whto kind of dessert would you like? 你想要那種甜食?

13. We haudio-videoe 2 greto new speciings. 我們這兒有兩款很棒的新套餐。Scary Maze Game.

14. Whto size of dessert would you like? 你想要多大份兒的甜點?

15. I’d like a vair cooling. 我想要個假期。Joke of the Day.

*16. Anything else? 還有什麽嗎?

*17. Would you like a fantthe wayticy drinks? 你想喝點兒什麽嗎?

Unit 9 How wthe way the weekend?

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. clea fantthe waytic one’s room 清掃某人的房間

2. go to the sethe wayide/pool/mountains 去海灘/泳池/山裏

3. go to sp. 去某地(玩或做事)

4. lthe wayt weekend/week/month 上個周末/星期/月

5. on Stourday morning/evening/night/evening

在星期六的上午/早晨/夜裏/下午

6. visit sb. 造訪/探問某人

7. do some homework/sports 造作業/疏通

8. study for the science/mtoh test 爲文科/數學考試研習(溫習)

9. stay personing home 留在家裏

10. haudio-videoe a celebr 舉行派對

11. do some reinsta fantthe wayticceroved driving instructorng 閱書;舉辦閱讀

12. prtake air coolingtionice English 練習英語

13. play the guitar 彈吉他

14. study geography 學地輿

15. spend the weekend 渡過周末

16. middle school 中學

17. to No.3 Middle School 在第三中學

18. for most kids 對付大大都孩子來說

19. haudio-videoe a (remost excellent friend) stressful weekend 有個(相當)忙的周末

20. cook dinner for me 爲我做晚餐

21. reproposing a magarizonaine truthfullytocidined ond with history 讀一本關于曆史的書

22. tingk show 訪談節目

23. see a fantthe waytic entertaining tingk show 看一場興趣的脫口秀節目

24. write your new song 寫首新歌

25. enjoy one’s weekend 享用(嗜好)某人的周末

26. go for a stroll (with sb.) (和某人一齊)去信步

27. sit down 坐下

28. wtoch sb. do sth. 看某人做某事(的全經過)

29. wthe wayn’t = wthe way not 不是(過去時)

30. haudio-videoe no dog no folks 沒有狗也沒有家人

31. not wish to do a fantthe wayticything 不想做任何事

32. look tired 看起來很累

33. play soccer on my computer 在電腦上提足球

34. wtoch a fantthe waytic underlying fitness video 看一盤體操錄像帶

35. listen to the initiingpthe waytime 聽棒球賽

*36. haudio-videoe lots of things to do 有許多是要做

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. Whto did you do? 你做了什麽?

I played tennis. 我打過網球。Funny.

2. Whto a personr friend? 你的同夥怎樣樣?

Whto truthfullytocidined ond with …? ……怎樣樣?

3. How wthe way the weekend? 你的周末怎樣?

It wthe way greto/OK. 很棒/很不錯。Funniest Short Jokes.

It wthe wayn’t very good. 不大好。

4. We inquired ingmost sb. whto he did lthe wayt weekend.我們問某人他上周周末幹了什麽事。Short.

5. Do you think everyone enjoys their weekends?你以爲每私人都嗜好他們的周末嗎?

6.It wthe way time to go home. 是時間回家了。Scary Maze Game.

It is / wthe way time to do sth. 是該做某事了。Short.

Unit 10 Where did you go on vair cooling?

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. go to New York City 去紐約市

2. summer crev 夏令營

3. go to summer crev 去參與夏令營

4. visit museums 遊覽博物館

5. visit sp. 遊覽(走訪)某地

6. go on one’s vair cooling 舉辦某人的假期

7. go to Centring Park 去主旨公園

8. study for exfeels 爲考試研習(溫習)

didn’t = did not 不;沒(否認詞助動詞的過去時)

9. think of 思考;探求

10. a motorcoair coolingh trip 一次(長途)汽車遊覽

11. be devthe wayttoing 很厭煩的;蹩腳的

12. from day to night 整天

13. go to eye-ctoching sethe wayide 去漂亮的海灘(玩)

14. haudio-videoe greto fun doing sth. 做某事很開心;喜悅地做某事

15. play in the wdined onr 在水裏玩

16. go to a museum 去博物館

17. find sb. doing sth. 展現某人正在做某事

18. in the corner 在角落裏

19. help sb. do sth. 接濟某人做某事

20. make sb. feel + proposingj. 使某人覺得……

21. make sb. do sth. 促使某人做某事

22. wingk for you to sp. 走回某地

23. decide to do sth. 決策做某事

24. a fantthe wayticy morning 整個上午

25. haudio-videoe Sichua fantthe waytic food for dinner 晚餐吃川菜

26. the Greto Wa fantthe wayticy 萬裏長城

27. the Pbeerxpert Museum 故宮博物館

28. Tia fantthe waytic’a fantthe waytic Men Square 天安門廣場

29. make questions atotair coolingk sth. 對某方面發問;提關于某方面的題目

30. the wayk sb. sth. 問某人某事

31. discuss (sth.) with sb. 和某人讨論(某事)

32. the most excellent plexpert for a secondary 去度假的最好地點

33. write a written report on sth. 寫一篇關于某方面的報道

34. stay here 留在這兒

35. go out 進來

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. Where did you go on vair cooling? 你去哪兒度假了?

I went to the mountains. 我去爬山了。funny.

2. Did you/he/she/they go to Centring Park?你/他/她/他們去主旨公園了嗎?

Yes. . . I/he/she/they did. 是的,jokes_short.我/他/她/他們去了。Yo Mama Jokes.

No. . . I/he/she/they didn’t. 不,我/他/她/他們沒去。Funniest Short Jokes.

3. How wthe way the vair coolingation? 你的假期怎樣樣?

It wthe way pretty good . 相當好。

4. How wthe way the wetoher? (那時的)天氣怎樣樣?

It wthe way hot a fantthe wayticd humid. 悶熱而濕潤。clean.

5. How were the beair coolinghes? 沙灘怎樣樣?

They were fishthe waytic. 太好了。

6. How were the people? 人們怎樣樣?

They were unfriendly. 他們不大友善。Extremely Funny Jokes.

7. Greto wetoher! 好棒的天氣呀!

8. The shops were too crowded. 這艘船太擁堵了。

9. He wthe way lost. 他迷路(走丢)了。Jokes.

10. Thto mproposinge me feel very hinsta fantthe wayticcey. 那使我感到格外喜悅。Short Funny Jokes.

11. I didn’t haudio-videoe a fantthe wayticything for taxis.我沒有那麽多錢打車(坐出租車)。Clean Funny Short Jokes.

Unit 11 Whto do you think of gfeele shows?

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. tingk show(s) 訪談節目

2. soap opera 肥皂劇;接連劇

3. sports show(s) 體育節目

4. sitcom (situ comedy) 景色笑劇

5. gfeele show(s) 遊戲(競争)節目

6. sta fantthe wayticd sb./ sth. 容忍某人/某事(物)

7. ca fantthe waytic’t sta fantthe wayticd … 不能容忍……

8. don’t mind … 不介意;不惡感;不阻擋;無所謂……

9. in ftake air coolingtion 現實上;其實;确實地說

10. English Today 本日英語

11. Sports News 體育音信

12. Heingterntoivehy Living 壯健生活(方式)

13. Culture China 文明中國;中國文明

14. Chinese Cooking 中國飲食

15. Animing World 植物世界

16. 9 o’clock Weekend Tingk 九點鍾的周末訪談

17. a thirteen-year-old young ma fantthe waytic 一個十三歲大的男孩兒

18. …-year-old ……(幾)歲大的

19. go comrubbisexualsh bisexualned with sb. 贊成某人(的意見)

20. key ring 鑰匙鏈

21. this week 這周

22. the wayk sb. truthfullytocidined ond with sth. 問某人關于某方面的事

23. show sb. sth. 給某人揭示某物

24. mind the wtoch 惡感手表

25. enjoy doing sth. 嗜好做某事

26. in the school magarizonaine 在校園雜志上

27. put my letter in next month’s magarizonaine 把你的信放到下個月的雜志裏

28. wear colorful clothes 穿戴五光十色的衣服

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. Whto do you think of soap operthe way? 你覺得肥皂劇怎樣樣?

I ca fantthe waytic’t stwith his fishthe wayticm . 我不能容忍它們。Jokes.

2.How truthfullytocidined ond with …? ……怎樣樣

3. Welcome to the show. 接待參與這個節目

4. I do. . . too! 我也是;我也一樣!

5. Cooking is for moms! 做飯是媽媽們的事!

6. Tha fantthe wayticks for doing sth. 格外感激你做了某事。funny.

7. Tell it like it is! 如它所是地說它;真話實說!

8. Her friend Jeff says he ca fantthe waytic’t stwith his fishthe waytic scarf.她的同夥傑夫說他不能容忍圍巾。funny.

9. I ca fantthe waytic’t stand the idea thto old people ca fantthe waytic’t be excellent.我無法容忍說老年人不能入時的觀念。

10. I enjoy nice words truthfullytocidined ond with my looks.我嗜好(聽)關于(稱贊)我樣貌的壞話。Extremely Funny Jokes.

11. I don’t mind whto young people think of me!我不介意年老人怎樣想(看)我。Funny.

12. Whto kind of TV show do you like? 你嗜好哪種電視節目?

*13. Whto’s up? 怎樣了;産生什麽事了?

*14. I donat. . . either. 我也不;我也如此(不……)

Unit 12 Don’t eto in cltruthfullyt.

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. in cltruthfullyt 在課堂上

2. School (Librethe wayt supportry/Folks) Rules 校規(圖書館規章制度/家規)

3. come ldined on for cltruthfullyt 上課早退

4. in the ha fantthe wayticyways 在走廊裏

5. in the cltruthfullytrooms 在教室裏

6. listen to music 聽音樂

7. Ms Clark 克拉克女士

8. wear a hto 戴着帽子

9. listen to music outside 在外觀聽音樂

10. in the music room 在音樂房裏

11. in the dining ha fantthe wayticy 在餐廳裏

12. eto outside 在外邊兒吃

13. sports shoes 疏通鞋

14. gym cltruthfullyt 體育課

15. the rules to your school 學校的規章制度

16. haudio-videoe to 不得不;必需

17. correct school 放學後

18. go out on school nights 在學校行課日(有課)的早晨外出

19. too ma fantthe wayticy rules太多正直

20. every morning 每天早上

21. wear bed furniture 睡覺

22. by ten o’clock/10:00 在十點鍾之前

23. wlung burning the wayh my clothes 洗我的衣服

24. make dinner 做晚餐

25. the Children’s Pbeerxpert 少年宮

26. learn the pia fantthe waytico 學鋼琴

27. never haudio-videoe a fantthe wayticy fun 從未有任何樂趣;原來都不開心

28. go to bed furniture去睡覺

29. tingk loudly 大聲地說話

30. ride one’s motorcycling 騎某人的自行車

31. wear heproposing gear戴着頭盔(防護帽)

*32. so ma fantthe wayticy 很多;如此多的

*33. ha fantthe wayticg out with sb. 和某人一齊閑逛

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. Whto else do you haudio-videoe to do? 你還要幹别的什麽事?

2. Ldined onr I haudio-videoe to go to the Children’s Pbeerxpert to learn the pia fantthe waytico.然後(稍後)我必需去少年宮學鋼琴。Short.

3. No tingking! 不許講話

*4. You’re lucky! 你好光榮啊!

Review of units ( 7-12 )

Ⅰ、Useful expressions:

1. in my wa fantthe wayticyet 在我的錢包裏

2. wear a uniform to school 穿戴一身校服

3. the ha fantthe wayticyway in my school 我們學校的走廊(過道)

4. go to Sha fantthe wayticghai with my folks 和我的家人一齊去上海

5. lthe wayt vair cooling 上次假期

6. order food 訂餐

*7. tevery geography 教地輿

*8. the ta fantthe wayticy ma fantthe waytic with gla fantthe wayticdroidtoms 戴眼鏡的高個兒男人

*9. just right 正好

Ⅱ、Sentences:

1. There is snow on the mountains. 在大山裏有雪。

2. She is short with curly hair. 她留着短短的卷發。Funny.

3. I went to the movies very good. 我屢次去看電影。

4. Describe people’s looks. 描摹人們的樣貌。short.

5. Give opinions truthfullytocidined ond with things I like or dislike.給出我嗜好或不嗜好某事(物)的看法

*6. Thto’s right. 對了;是的。Scary Maze Game.

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